- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

911 jokes are just plane wrong

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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