A woman walks into a bar.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

There's my tractor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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