- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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