- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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