Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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YOLO

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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