- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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