- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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