knock knock come in

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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the NAACP

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Your mom is so nice.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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