- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??