- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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