- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you stub your toe?

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Well this is pointless.....

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you dint have to be a jew matt

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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