Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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