- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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