- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

knock knock go away!!!

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Swag.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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