Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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