Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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The queen having a shit

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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