- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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