What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Do you play piano? No

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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This is an anti joke

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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