- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

why did your mum die young because she had canser

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Women's rights.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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