- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The queen having a shit

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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