What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Indians

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Anti Joke

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