- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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