- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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