whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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