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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

knock knock Goodbye

Women's Rights

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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