- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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