- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Coldpaly is a good band

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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