Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What the hell are you doing?

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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