Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...