Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Woman rights.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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