Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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sfdg

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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PENIS that is all

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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