What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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