What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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The queen having a shit

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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