Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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don't just stand there

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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