In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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