So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

White NBA players.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

I'm 4 and what is this?

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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