- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

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