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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Fat people

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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one of the idiot

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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