- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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