New mission: refuse this mission

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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