- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

poo

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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