- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Hi, my name is Jake.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What do you call a banana? A banana.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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