U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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