- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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