- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

A Duck walks into a bar.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Error 37.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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