Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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knock,knock you suck

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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