Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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