- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

I have suicidal thoughts

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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