What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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