Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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