Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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How do you end a sentence

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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You sick fiend

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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