- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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