- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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