- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

You sick fiend

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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