- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

woman's rights

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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