- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Feminism.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

all the kids had fun

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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