How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

a person who will soon die of beeties

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

what to call someone thats gay zak

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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