- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

punchline below punchline above

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Vote this down and get DOXED

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

kennah campion... being nice

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