A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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An man walks to a bra

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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