Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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