- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

you suck

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

when debbie meets downer

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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