- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

knock knock come in

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

the NAACP

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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