- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What is the difference?

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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