- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Women's rights

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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