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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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