- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Women's rights

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

I am a mime

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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