- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What is the difference?

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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