- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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