- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.