I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Long joke Your such a downey

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

I went to work today....

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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