- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Laugh.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

9

Womens rights.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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