- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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