Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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