Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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