What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

thumb_up thumb_down -19

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops