Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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