- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Yo mama's fat.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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