Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Shea's sty....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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