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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

your mom is so fat.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Smoke weed till i die nigga

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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