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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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