- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A man walks into a bar

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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