- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Haha, I get it..

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Today is March 22.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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