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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

what you get time to go with? - a clock

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

I just drank a cola.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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