Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Anti Joke

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