- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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