- Anti Joke

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

I am dyslexic

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.