What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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