- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

White men's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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