- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

You're a big fat monkey.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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