- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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