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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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