- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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